Short Radio Stories Detective Noir Mystery
Resently Unearthed The lost original recordings of Brick Mallery, Private Investigator. As the story goes While given the task of cleaning out the basement at Scenario Productions' head office, an aged janitor by the name of Tomi Gray came upon a peculiar set of wooden planks bolted to the concrete floor. With intense curiosity and all his might, old Tomi crow-barred the planks away to reveal a dark, cavernous room well below the basement floor. Upon closer examination with a lit candle he noticed an old vault, recording studio, cobwebs and the dried bones of Scenario Productions' missing original owners and recording engineer.
Tomi climbed down the old stairs and found the engineer's bones still sitting at his control board, his skeleton hand still gripping a master tape entitled "Brick Mallery Private Investigator" . In the boney hand of own of the former owners, Tomi also found a note. Unable to read English because of his drinking problem, he gave the note to us.
The note read as follows:
"We have produced a recording not ready for our time. Whoever finds this note, and these tapes, must not let them fall into the wrong hands.
In our day the public surely would have gone insane from listening to this Audio Drama. But...perhaps in the future... society may be ready for Brick Mallery - Private Investigator. And with that, we threw old Tomi Gray into the cavernous bang! vaults, under Scenario Productions' offices. Now that the masters are in the wrong hands, namely the new owners and executives at Scenario Productions, they have decided that it is time to allow society to grasp the true meaning of ... entertainment.
Brick Mallery Episode #1 Re-Cap This is the long-lost first episode in the audio drama series about Brick Mallery, Private Investigator. In this episode Brick Mallery's old acquaintance rolls back into town with a couple of hired guns on his trail. Both men resume a case involving the pursuit of an evil criminal who is seeking revenge. "An intriguing cast of characters and an abundance of action is guaranteed to captivate the listener."
After about a month they reopened the vaults in Scenarios's sub-basement , which happens to be well beneath the earth's core, to see how Tomi was doing. They pried open the door and there he was. Little old Tomi was passed out with an empty bottle of spiced rum in one hand and an empty pack of smokes in the other.
Tomi's eyes opened and he turned his head to cover his eyes from the light. "Did you survive the mission?" one Scenario executive said. "Did you find any more lost tapes?" spat another executive. "Where did you get the spiced rum?" another jealously questioned
"Well," old Tomi started. "I did survive...and here's another note I found. Were there any messages while I was gone?" he said as he handed up a note which read as follows:
With that, we tossed a cured ham down to Tomi and once again closed up the vault to let him search for more missing tapes.
Brick Mallery Episode 2 RE-CAP- "Episode Two in the Brick Mallery audio drama series, The Bride of Mallery, is a title of a monstrous undertaking which has consumed and broken many souls during its completion. Brick Mallery's crafty ex-wife hires an evil mind-control expert to wreak havoc on her former husband and hatches a plan to take over the city. Thought-provoking diaologue, jazzy 40's style musical score and attention-getting sound effects add to this high energy audio drama." Winner of the Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Dramatized Production.
Tomi Gray sat in the cold and clammy basement at Scenario Productions and pondered about what he had gotten himself into by finding these lost Brick Mallery tapes. He had been down in the sub-basement for what seemed like months. It was dark, musty and lonely. But most of all, it was scary.
Finally, one day he heard scratching sounds coming from the other side of the wall. The scratching sound got louder and louder. Tomi hoped that it was all in his head, like the endless hours of Hawaiian music. Suddenly, the morter on the wall gave way and out popped a skeleton, no more than a foot tall, wearing nothing but Pimp-style sun glasses.
"Hello," said the little skeleton creature, "My name is Skrawn. I have come to grant you two wishes... So what'll they be Mac?"
"Well what'ya know... A little skeleton!" said the astonished Tomi. "I wish for another episode in the Brick Mallery, Private Investigator series, one that's even better than that first two... and another bottle of spiced rum." "That sounds reasonable."e said Skrawn as he lit a cigarette and passed that rest of the pack to ol' Tomi. With a crack of lightning and a cloud of smoke both gifts were in Tomi Gray's greezy ol' paws. "I'll catch ya later," said Skrawn as he scurried away.
Just then the Evil Scenario Executives pried open the door to the sub-basement and yelled for Tomi. We walked over and handed up a note which read as follows:
Brick Mallery Episode 3"This is the Third Episode in the Brick Mallery, Private Investigator Audio Drama series. The Case of " Down Alive " is a horror-filled nightmare. Brick Mallery and his former partner, Vic Steed, find themselves trapped like rats in a basement dungeon labrynth, where fear is dispersed through pain and shrunken heads come back from the dead. Brick finds himself tied to a rack and beaten senselessly... facing the possibility of being put " down alive."
Something new in the rich tradition of the radio mystery. The story is a trip, and the cast perfect in their roles. And the tapes are perfect for many occasions: driving in the car, cleaning the house, exercising, or just sitting around with family and friends. Instead of turning on the tube, pop in BRICK MALLERY, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR and laugh out-loud. Funny Stuff!"
Winner of the Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Best Audio Mystery series.
The Executives then clubbed little Tomi back down into the cavernous vaults. They also tossed down a raw sheep shank and a dozen boiled eggs. Tomi was given strict instructions to find more of the twisted lost episodes of Brick Mallery, Private Investigator.
Tomi climbed down the old stairs and found the engineer's bones still sitting at his control board, his skeleton hand still gripping a master tape entitled "Brick Mallery Private Investigator" . In the boney hand of own of the former owners, Tomi also found a note. Unable to read English because of his drinking problem, he gave the note to us.
The note read as follows:
"We have produced a recording not ready for our time. Whoever finds this note, and these tapes, must not let them fall into the wrong hands.
In our day the public surely would have gone insane from listening to this Audio Drama. But...perhaps in the future... society may be ready for Brick Mallery - Private Investigator. And with that, we threw old Tomi Gray into the cavernous bang! vaults, under Scenario Productions' offices. Now that the masters are in the wrong hands, namely the new owners and executives at Scenario Productions, they have decided that it is time to allow society to grasp the true meaning of ... entertainment.
Brick Mallery Episode #1 Re-Cap This is the long-lost first episode in the audio drama series about Brick Mallery, Private Investigator. In this episode Brick Mallery's old acquaintance rolls back into town with a couple of hired guns on his trail. Both men resume a case involving the pursuit of an evil criminal who is seeking revenge. "An intriguing cast of characters and an abundance of action is guaranteed to captivate the listener."
After about a month they reopened the vaults in Scenarios's sub-basement , which happens to be well beneath the earth's core, to see how Tomi was doing. They pried open the door and there he was. Little old Tomi was passed out with an empty bottle of spiced rum in one hand and an empty pack of smokes in the other.
Tomi's eyes opened and he turned his head to cover his eyes from the light. "Did you survive the mission?" one Scenario executive said. "Did you find any more lost tapes?" spat another executive. "Where did you get the spiced rum?" another jealously questioned
"Well," old Tomi started. "I did survive...and here's another note I found. Were there any messages while I was gone?" he said as he handed up a note which read as follows:
With that, we tossed a cured ham down to Tomi and once again closed up the vault to let him search for more missing tapes.
Brick Mallery Episode 2 RE-CAP- "Episode Two in the Brick Mallery audio drama series, The Bride of Mallery, is a title of a monstrous undertaking which has consumed and broken many souls during its completion. Brick Mallery's crafty ex-wife hires an evil mind-control expert to wreak havoc on her former husband and hatches a plan to take over the city. Thought-provoking diaologue, jazzy 40's style musical score and attention-getting sound effects add to this high energy audio drama." Winner of the Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Dramatized Production.
Tomi Gray sat in the cold and clammy basement at Scenario Productions and pondered about what he had gotten himself into by finding these lost Brick Mallery tapes. He had been down in the sub-basement for what seemed like months. It was dark, musty and lonely. But most of all, it was scary.
Finally, one day he heard scratching sounds coming from the other side of the wall. The scratching sound got louder and louder. Tomi hoped that it was all in his head, like the endless hours of Hawaiian music. Suddenly, the morter on the wall gave way and out popped a skeleton, no more than a foot tall, wearing nothing but Pimp-style sun glasses.
"Hello," said the little skeleton creature, "My name is Skrawn. I have come to grant you two wishes... So what'll they be Mac?"
"Well what'ya know... A little skeleton!" said the astonished Tomi. "I wish for another episode in the Brick Mallery, Private Investigator series, one that's even better than that first two... and another bottle of spiced rum." "That sounds reasonable."e said Skrawn as he lit a cigarette and passed that rest of the pack to ol' Tomi. With a crack of lightning and a cloud of smoke both gifts were in Tomi Gray's greezy ol' paws. "I'll catch ya later," said Skrawn as he scurried away.
Just then the Evil Scenario Executives pried open the door to the sub-basement and yelled for Tomi. We walked over and handed up a note which read as follows:
Brick Mallery Episode 3"This is the Third Episode in the Brick Mallery, Private Investigator Audio Drama series. The Case of " Down Alive " is a horror-filled nightmare. Brick Mallery and his former partner, Vic Steed, find themselves trapped like rats in a basement dungeon labrynth, where fear is dispersed through pain and shrunken heads come back from the dead. Brick finds himself tied to a rack and beaten senselessly... facing the possibility of being put " down alive."
Something new in the rich tradition of the radio mystery. The story is a trip, and the cast perfect in their roles. And the tapes are perfect for many occasions: driving in the car, cleaning the house, exercising, or just sitting around with family and friends. Instead of turning on the tube, pop in BRICK MALLERY, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR and laugh out-loud. Funny Stuff!"
Winner of the Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Best Audio Mystery series.
The Executives then clubbed little Tomi back down into the cavernous vaults. They also tossed down a raw sheep shank and a dozen boiled eggs. Tomi was given strict instructions to find more of the twisted lost episodes of Brick Mallery, Private Investigator.
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